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Ha Ha Ha, I was watching South Park season 1 last night and the Christmas Play episode [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Fuck that. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, or you can shove it up your anal canal. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I think we're all Forgetting the true meaning, the birth of Santa...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Did you ever see the first South Park ever made? It wasn't even called South Park. Jesus and Santa go toe to toe. It is wickedly funny!Originally posted by Drau:
Ha Ha Ha, I was watching South Park season 1 last night and the Christmas Play episode [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
...fuck. I'd have to sober up to read all that, and needless to say, that's just not happening... [img]wink.gif[/img]
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